[MOUSE SQUEAKS]
[PENGUINS CHIRP]
[ALL CHEERING]
[SCREECHES]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
[WHISTLING]
Pbht! Pbht! Pbht! Pbht!
Careful.
You'll wreck my gift for Princess Bubblegum.
Whoops.
Hey, what's it supposed to be, anyway?
It's a scale model of The Candy Kingdom,
made out of my saliva.
So, this means you want to give her your spit, huh?
Yep. Hey, no!
It's okay, dude. I totally get it.
Ha ha ha!
I just wanted to give her something,
uh, to celebrate her science... thing.
You mean her... super science barbecue?!
You think it's sciencey enough for her?
Relax. She'll love it.
And then she'll love you. [CHUCKLES]
- Wha?! - Hey, there's Bubblegum.
Hide it behind your back, man.
[CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH!]
JAKE: Princess!
Oh. Hi, guys.
Just getting the grill cooking for tonight's BBQ.
Oh.
What's that you got behind your back there, Finny?
Oh, I-I made you something.
Really?! Can I scope it?
Yes. Close your eyes.
A'ight.
Get ready to open your eyes?
Ah-choo! Can I open my eyes?
[GASPS] No, wait!
Uh, keep them closed for like three more hours.
I'm gonna open my eyes. [GASPS]
Oh, Finn!
It's pink! I love pink!
Oh, thanks, Finn.
Princess, Princess!
Better not say nothing, you.
Yes, Chet?
Um, so, I called Grill-meister for the BBQ,
but Pepper won't give up the spatula.
Fine, fine. You can have it...
when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!
N-o-o-o-o!
Hey, if you two aren't watching the grill,
then who's watching the... grill?!
[GASPS]
Meat!
Die, you fire!
Finn, that was awesome.
Oh. [CHUCKLES]
Thanks, Princess. I'm always happy to help.
I see.
Your heroic brain is fascinating in a scientific way.
Many scientific minds are going to be
speaking at my barbecue.
You should talk about something, too.
You'll do that for me, right?
Anything you want.
Thanks, Finn.
[BOTH STRAINING]
Listen, I have to deal with this.
See you tonight?
Uh, yeah.
[GASPING]
Buddy, just breathe into me.
Huh?
You're just gonna give a speech
to a bunch of brainiacs.
I can't hang with those guys.
I'm full of stupid.
Then we'll just borrow some brains
by going to the place where knowledge lives!
Oh, Braintown.
Uh, no, the library.
The library of the undead.
No, just the regular library.
Hey, Finn, let's split.
This turned out to be boring.
But I have to cram this info.
Okay, okay.
I'll just keep reading this book about figs.
And I'll just read this book about pigs.
[POINK! POINK!]
[WARBLE!]
[POINK!]
[WARBLE! WARBLE!]
[POINK! POINK! POINK! POINK!]
[RHYTHMIC POINKING]
Ha ha! Whatcha doing?
I'm bored now, too.
[BOTH LAUGHING, CHEERING]
Shh, hey!
That's completely inappropriate.
But -- but we were just enthusiastic about learning.
Hmm.
So, if I can't book-learn for beans,
we'll just get some smarty
to explain scientific junk to me.
Yeah, then you can at least sound smart.
But where you gonna find someone like that?
Jake, we're going to college.
And the great question endures.
Who would win in a fight
between Nietzsche's Ubermensch and Mandroid?
The answer is Werewolf Queen.
It's always Werewolf Queen.
Rad!
JAKE: [LAUGHS]
Jake, you can just shrink yourself down.
Oh, yeah.
And when I finally meet the Werewolf Queen,
she will take me on as her royal consort,
and we will rule in blood!
Hey, teach, can you talk more about scientific,
uh, stuff and things?
Well, sure, I could...
if this wasn't a class
on Theoretical Fight-onomics.
Oh.
Are you even in this class, Mister...
Uh...Wormy...
Wormy McSquirmy.
McSquirmy, huh?
Well, we'll just see about that.
Oh, there you are.
W. Mcsquirmy. I'm sorry.
Yes, you're registered,
and you haven't shown up for a single class.
[ALL GASP]
Truancy hurts us all, McSquirmy.
Hey! Ow! Please, where's your compassion?
- Let's kill him. - ALL: Assail!
[GASPS]
Excelsior!
Ohh!
Aah!
[WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP!]
[SCREAMS]
Jake, let's get out of here.
Ow!
And stay out of academia!
Ugh!
Well, that's it.
I'm all out of ideas on how to learn this junk.
Oh! Let's just solve this thing with magic.
No. That's the easy way out.
Yeah. It's the easy way out.
Oh. Oh, yeah!
Let's go visit Choose Goose and his magical shack.
Magic, you say?
[LAUGHS]
Yeah, Choose Goose.
I need magic -- some kind of mind-enhancing magic.
Oh, yes, the quest that you are on requires...
the glasses of Nerdicon!
[BOTH GASP]
So, I just put those on,
and then I'd be able to give that lecture.
And Princess Bubblegum will totally dig it.
Yeah!
What do you want for it, C.G.?
Lately, I've been feeling drained.
I only wish to be entertained.
Hmm.
Oh!
[SCATTING]
Oh! [LAUGHS]
Well done.
The glasses you have won!
[LAUGHS]
[GASPS]
[BEEPING]
[GASPS]
Everything small is just a small version of something big!
I understand everything!
Whoa, bud, are you okay?
Oh, Jake, I'm better than okay.
I know exactly how to impress The Princess.
- More spit bubbles? - No, no.
Those spit bubbles were as fragile
as my old perception of reality.
But wait. Maybe you're onto something.
I could show the Princess bubbles
the likes of which no one has ever seen!
And how will you do that?
I'll start with a solid bulleted list.
[GUNSHOTS]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
Thanks again to Dr. Dextrose for sharing
your fascinating research on the future of cuteness.
Yes, yes, how charming.
What quaint notions.
[GRUMBLING]
And now for a special guest lecture
by one of Ooo's greatest heroes --
Finn, the human!
[APPLAUSE]
Ladies and gentlemen...
and Princess,
I'm here to talk about multidimensional bubbles.
But I am not just going to talk about blowing bubbles.
I'm going to blow your minds.
Hmm?
This is a bubble blower of my own design.
With this, you can blow bubbles in different dimensions.
[WHIRRING]
This two-dimensional bubble casts a one-dimensional shadow.
[WHIRRING INTENSIFIES]
A three-dimensional bubble casts a two-dimensional shadow.
[WHIRRING INTENSIFIES]
A fourth-dimensional bubble casts
a three-dimensional shadow.
It is beyond comprehension!
Beyond space! Beyond time!
Finn, that would mean you've created --
Yes, a black hole!
Whoa!
[ALL SCREAMING]
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
Whoa!
Finn, do something!
It's okay.
I'm sure the solution is on my bulleted... list!
Don't worry.
I have everything under control.
Under control?!
My guests are terrified.
Yes!
And their brains are releasing adrenaline, dopamine,
even dimethyltryptamine from the pineal gland!
This has serious educational value.
Thanatophobia and this N.D.E.
is giving us euphoric altered awareness.
Don't you see, Princess?
We were all born to die!
You're trying to kill us all?
No, of course not.
I'm trying to give you the greatest conference ever!
Finn, you've gone insane.
What?! No way.
I'm, like, the smartest guy in Ooo, thanks to these glasses.
Glasses?
Finn, take those off.
You're not yourself.
- But -- - Please!
I need the real you.
[PBHT!]
What's going on? Whoa?!
You blew it, Finn, with this.
Then I'll kill it with this.
Be careful.
Finn! Look out!
Wha?
Fourth dimensional!
Jake, let me go!
Finn, don't do anything stupid!
I can't help it, man.
I'm all about stupid.
Yeah!
BOTH: Finn!
Finn, my science barbecue was a fiasco.
[SOBBING]
[ALL CHEERING]
That was incredible.
That was the greatest conference ever!
What's this?
"Make hyper bubble, cause black hole,
become insane, P.B. takes off the glasses,
save the day, win the heart of the Princess"?
Finn, you knew all this would happen?
Huh? Knew what?
I wrote that list when I was insane with smartness.
[SMOOCH!]
[GASPING]
[LAUGHS]
FINN: Ha ha! Time to protect the sun.
JAKE: Ha ha, yeah.
He knows how to get things started.
Fire pit number 1.
Easy-peasy, livin' greasy.
You wonder why they even put it there.
It's probably a computel gleech.
[LAUGHS]
Now comes some real trouble.
It's Bouncy Bee.
He's gonna get that sun, man.
FINN: Ha ha, please.
Bleep. - Ha ha!
I had my eyes closed on that one.
JAKE: Yeah, that was cool.
Oh, oh, you missed a coin, dude. Go back.
I ain't in it for the money, man.
FINN: I'm in it to crush the enemies of the sun,
like this sloppy butt right here.
JAKE: Hunny bunny.
FINN: I'm like, "Hunny Bunny, don't you ever learn?
I've always got the bombuh."
[BEEPING]
JAKE: Man, you are hot tonight.
Think you can do it this time?
Can you beat Sleepy Sam?
Oh, I very can.
JAKE: Remember, use a combo move.
Okay, here it goes.
BOTH: Up, down, left, left,
right, right, down.
Spin, down, up, left.
Faster, dude.
Right, left, down.
Ohh! Every time!
Beemo, this game is the worst.
If we were really inside that game,
man, we would crush Sleepy Sam, breezily...
with my mitts.
Oh, no.
It's much more dangerous than you think.
Whoa, whoa, wait!
Beemo, is there a way for us
to get in the game for real?
Yes, of course, Jake.
If I push this button...
If I push this button,
you will both be dangerously transported
into my main-brain-game-frame,
where it is very dangerous.
Oh, man! Oh, Beemo!
You got to let us in that game.
No. It's a far-too-dangerous incredible adventure for you.
That's final.
Oh. Okay, Beemo.
Well, time for bed.
Finn?
Time for bed, right, Jake?
Oh, right.
[CHUCKLES]
Good night, Beemo.
JAKE: Time for bed.
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
[GROANS]
[GASPS]
[SCREAMS]
Wow! Whoa!
Whoa!
We're in the game!
Look, there's the sunshine we got to protect.
And there's the hole we're supposed to go down.
And there's you...
doing whatever you're doing.
I'm looking at my bits.
My leg is math!
Mm, that sunshine feels good.
Feels good all over.
No wonder all the monsters in this game
want to get their grubby mitts on it.
Let's go kick their digital bootays!
Doot-doot.
Doot-doot-doot.
Beep-boop.
♪ We are in the computer world ♪
♪ We're computer boys, not computer girls ♪
♪ In a game, I can be who I virtually am ♪
♪ I can walk and sing ♪
♪ I can kill Sleepy Sam ♪
[SNIFFS] Hey, what stinks?
[SNIFFS] Smells like...
Pit!
Looks a mite bigger inside the game.
Jumping over this pit is easy, remember?
We can do this backwards with our eyes closed.
Aah! I'm burning!
Jake!
[CHUCKLES] What, man?
Wha?! Jake, what the shank?
Check it out -- extra lives.
You still have two left.
[LAUGHS]
Aah-ha!
Ow! It burns!
Ow! Aah-ha!
Jake!
♪ Do, do-do-do ♪
Dude, what if losing all your lives in here
makes you die in real life?
Or worse?
That makes me just want to sit here and feel bad.
No way, man.
We're gonna cross that hole with real-world grit.
Come on!
Faster, Jake.
Get ready to stretch it.
Watch out, Jake!
Wow!
Whew!
That was pretty intense, dude.
We're pretty intense dudes.
Yeah!
[BUZZING]
What's that sound?
It sounds like...
BOTH: Bouncy Bee!
Whoa!
Hyah! Ho!
You ready to flippin' this guy up, Jake?
Easy peasy, livin' greasy.
[SCREAMING]
[BEEPS]
No! [GASPS]
Finn's dead.
Finn, no. Why?
[BREATHING DEEPLY]
No!!
Curse this false virtual world.
[GRUNTS]
Oh, Finn.
Yo, what up?
Oh, Finn! You're alive.
Yeah, I got extra lives, man.
Oh, my gosh.
Let's never die again.
There's nothing more precious than a life.
Ooh, dude, look -- coins.
Oh, man! Oh, man!
Hee, hee, hee.
Ooh!
Oh, man, dude, these coins are thick.
Let's take them back to the real world.
We'll be filthy, stinking rich.
[BOTH LAUGH]
[GROWLING]
Whoa!
BOTH: Hunny Bunny!
N-o-o-o!
Time to use the bombuh.
Come to me, bombuh.
Bombuh!
Oh, bombuh,
I can't select you without my controller.
[GROWLS]
Let's get out of here, Finn.
Man, we never run away from Hunny Bunny.
[GROWLS]
Aah!
Fire pit, Bouncy Bee, Hunny Bunny --
they're supposed to be the easy parts.
They're all hard as butts.
Sleepy Sam is gonna be the ultimate butt-kicker.
Look, Finn, the most important thing to remember
is that I still have one giant coin.
Man, get ahold of your brains.
We need to stay alert for Sleepy Sam.
Hey, that's him right there.
Get down.
What's he doing?
He's probably trying to psyche me out.
[BEEP]
[GRUNTS]
I'm gonna break you, Sam.
When I'm done, they'll call you, uh...
Stinky Sam...
stupid frog.
[SLURPS]
[SHRIEKS]
Aah!
[BEEP]
Ugh!
My -- my mitts didn't -- didn't work.
Come on, help me punch him.
Okay!
Roar!
[BEEPING]
[SHRIEKS]
Let's get out of here, man!
We're gonna die!
[GROWLS]
[BEEP]
[BUZZING]
I can see the lights.
We're almost there!
Ugh!
Oh, no, man. It's the edge of the screen.
We're trapped, and they'll be here any second.
Wait, dude. The bombuh.
We can't get the bombuh.
Wait, dude.
Hmm. - Jake? Jake?
What if I...
FINN: That's not how it works.
[ZAPPING]
Error, error, error.
Jake, let go of that.
But we need the bombuh.
[STRAINING]
Whoops.
[SCREAMS]
Finn!
[SCREAMS]
Huh? [GASPING]
Oh, holy cow!
That was nuts, man!
Yeah, man.
And I got my coin.
What?! A penny?!
[GROANS]
Beemo! Oh, no!
Are you all right, buddy?
[GASPS]
You -- you have to -- y-you --
Oh, no!
Too late! Run!
[BOTH SCREAM]
[GROWLS]
Aah!
No. No. No.
Don't kill us. We don't have extra lives.
No!
Whoa, wait. Hold up, guys.
Check it out. Sunshine.
Oh, boy. That feels good.
All right.
See you later, Sam.
You mean that's it? You're not gonna kill us?
[CHUCKLES] No, of course not.
The game's over. We won.
All we wanted was the sunshine...
and to kill that computer
that's been imprisoning us for so many years.
What?
Help! Oh, no!
BOTH: Beemo!
Oh, sure, he's dangerous.
If he hits his button again, back we go.
Beemo, quick! Hit your button!
I-I can't, Finn. I'm stuck.
You want him to hit his button?!
What's wrong with you?!
We'll save you, Beemo.
Finn, go!
They're too strong. Use the combo move, Finn.
The combo move!
Combo move? That never works.
Listen, you got this, man.
I know you --
I know you can do it, buddy.
You got this!
Okay, okay. You got this, Finn.
For your friends.
[INHALES DEEPLY]
Up, down, left, left, right,
right, down, spin, down, up,
left, right, left, down, spin,
up, down, jump!
[DISTORTED] Aah!
[PANTING]
Whoa. - Whoo-hoo!
You did it, Finn!
I knew you had the stuff.
Right, Beemo?
Ohh!
[GROANS]
- Oh, crud. - Beemo!
I'm sorry, buddy.
Finn, I told you about the danger, and now look --
you fricasseed my stuff and broke our house all up.
I know, I know.
I was double-butt, for real.
But, man, now that we know what to expect,
next time will be way more fun.
Yeah, yeah!
How about it, Beemo? You in?
Up, down...
Hey, don't do the combo move on us.
W-We were only joking.
Beemo! Stop messing around.
...left, down...
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree... ♪
FINN: This party is so crazy!